October 21, 2010

Cruising hygiene

DO MEN CHANGE THEIR UNDERPANTS while cruising? A young woman reader in Dade County, Florida, wants to know. Geraldine says her new boyfriend has invited her on a six-week cruise to the Bahamas on his Cape Dory 25D sailboat. She has not sailed before, but she is fine with everything — except what she suspects might be a hygiene problem.

Do men on small boats change their socks? she asks.

Do they EVER wash ANY clothes?

Do they wash their hands after going to the head?

Do men brush their teeth morning and night?

Do they ever change the bed sheets?

Do they even HAVE bed sheets?

Well, Geraldine, you have poked your little stick into a big hornets’ nest here. Obviously I can’t answer for all cruising men, and as far as I know nobody has conducted research into this subject. But if it’s any comfort, as far as I know, not many cruising men die from bubonic plague or big bad germs in the gut.

I can only tell you of my own experience of long-term cruising and the answer to your first question is yes, men do change their underpants every day, one pair a day for seven days. Then, on the eight day they start over. The theory is that the underpants have aired for a whole week, which is plenty of time for any germs to jump off and go somewhere else.

Socks? Mostly we don’t wear socks, but even if we do, we only have two pairs. They’re good for seven days before rotation. We don’t walk anywhere, you see, so there’s no sweat or anything objectionable. You’ll notice that no men ever complain about other men’s socks.

Washing clothes? Well that depends on the availability of fresh water (very rare) and a place to do the washing (also rare). It depends on the weather and the amount of rail space available for drying. It depends when you can find the time, when you have a whole lot of other things to do (such as steering around rocks and anchoring and reefing and navigation) that are a lot more important than washing clothes. So, in short, the answer is . . . well I have known one or two men who have washed some cruising clothes, so it’s not completely unknown.

As for washing hands after using the head, I have to assure you that it’s a distinct possibility in a boat like yours that has a wash basin in the head. Of course, most men won’t use it for fear of running out of fresh water, but at least there is a definite possibility; and that surely must cut down on the odds of disease erupting.

Do men brush their teeth morning and night? Geraldine, I think it is a scientifically accepted fact that as long as you break up the plaque every 24 hours, one brushing a day is sufficient. And, by happy discovery, a large body of cruising men has confirmed that swilling the mouth with gin just before bed is equally as efficient in the prevention of caries as is brushing with toothpaste.

As for bed sheets, well that depends on the sissy factor. Real men don’t use bed sheets. They use rough, hairy, woollen blankets or sleeping bags designed for Mt. Everest. I confess that I have a sort of sheet for my sleeping bag, a removable cotton liner, but after you’ve slept in it for two months straight I’ve noticed that it seems to grow little lumps inside like a real woollen blanket, so it’s really quite macho and not as pooftah as you might think.

Geraldine, you can spend too much time worrying about hygiene. There are places in Europe where they only bath once a week. There are places in the Sahara where they never bath, and never shower either. It’s true that their average lifespan is 23 years, but nobody has ever actually proved it’s because of lack of hygiene.

On the whole, you will find that the cruising life is very healthy. Strong sunshine and salt water are very good at killing germs. And those few germs that don’t die immediately will surely succumb when they eventually drift down and get swallowed up by that seething, squirming mass of micro-wildlife in your bilge.

Go for it, Geraldine. Go for the beautiful beaches and the glorious crystal-clear water; go for the romantic tropical nights and the soft trade winds brushing the coconut palms with silver moonshine. And let hygiene take its chance.

Today’s Thought
A man’s own observation, what he finds good of and what he finds hurt of, is the best physic to preserve health.
— Bacon, Essays: Of Regimen of Health

Rules of Thumb, #110
Hurricane survival at sea. If you should ever be caught out in a small sailboat, remember that you can increase your odds of survival by following certain rules. Hurricanes have two sides, known as the dangerous semicircle and the navigable semicircle — navigable being a comparative term, of course.
In the dangerous semicircle, the whole system’s forward speed of movement is being added to the wind force. In the navigable semicircle, it is subtracted, which makes a large difference.
The dangerous semicircle lies on the right-hand side of the storm track in the Northern hemisphere, facing forward along the track, and the left side in the Southern Hemisphere. So, at the approach of a hurricane, make all possible speed toward the navigable semicircle, and hope for the best.

Tailpiece
A yacht club barman I know has invented a drink called the Block and Tackle. It’s one third whiskey, one third brandy, and one third vodka. After one drink you’re ready to run around the block and tackle anything.

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4 comments:

Mike said...

I think it was Clare Frances writing about 1976 London Observer's Single-handed Transatlantic Race who found that her complexion and hair improved by forgetting about the all the usual girly cleansing business.

Micky-T said...

I don't know who this guy with the Cape Dory is, but I do know one thing...
...he should not take Geraldine for anything more than a single overnight sail.

Aaron Headly said...

Agreed. I'd only add that daily hygiene's main purpose is to wash off the filth and dirt we encounter every day out in the unclean world.

One of the goals of sailing is to avoid that unclean world. The important shower is the one right before you get on a nice clean boat and sail away.

After that, it's mostly about rinsing the salt off.

And, if Lin Pardey is anyone to go by, clothes, clean or dirty, aren't always needed on a private cruise.

Matt Marsh said...

I know it's an old post, but in case anyone browsing the archives is interested:
The hospital where my lab is located has started using an alcohol-based, foaming, waterless hand cleaner called Deb Microsan. Half a teaspoon of the stuff will kill any nasty bacteria that might be hitching a ride. It has no smell (unlike the 150-proof moonshine stink of the more familiar gel sanitizers), and it doesn't dry out the ladies' skin like the alcohol gels do. It might be worth keeping some in the head or galley if your crew are worried about such things.