Thomas
Fleming Day, the feisty editor of The
Rudder magazine, recognized these facts in 1911 when he wrote:
“You can’t
keep the sport going unless you get to work early and keep at it until the last
gun fires. It is no use trying to keep yachting popular and inviting, unless
you constantly vary the menu.
“As it is
today, we keep the sport moving too much in a circle. It is the dog chasing his
tail. Do something different; do something nobody else does, and do it
differently. Any pastime, like water, becomes corrupted unless it is kept
constantly in motion; but that does not mean to be stirring it always the one
way.
“Talking
about this reminds me of that Bug Class they are getting up on Long Island
Sound. This will be a fleet, and Commodore Newman has come forward with a
sensible and happy suggestion that they parcel it into Divisions of Skippers.
First division, the crack-a-jack skippers; second division the fairly good
timoneer, and third division, the green hands at the stick. When a man in the
two lower divisions has won three races, he moves up the class above, until he
is in the first division.
“This will
give the learners a chance. Constant defeat through being up against better men
is apt to cold-water the enthusiasm of the new hand, whereas a victory now and
again will spur him to renewed effort.”
One-design
classes are particularly vulnerable to becoming demoralized by skippers who
can’t be beaten. I personally knew one
who single-handedly destroyed the Soling Class at one club I belonged to. Nothing in the way of bribes could persuade
him to throw a race now and then. People
on bended knees couldn’t convince him to show a little pity for skippers less
talented than he. He was an honorable, talented competitor and deserved his
wins, but pretty soon he found himself with no-one to sail against.
In days gone
past, when I was organizing dinghy races, I came to the same conclusion as
Thomas Day, and divided skippers into three classes. In my case the most
experienced skippers were asked to aid the beginners by giving helpful advice
about courses and sail trim while they were under way.
It worked
for a while, but soon the young Turks were rising to the top and consistently
winning in Division One, which brought us right back to square one. I don’t know what the answer is. Perhaps
there isn’t one.
Today’s Thought
For when the One Great Scorer comesTo write against your name,
He marks—not that you won or lost—
But how you played the game.
—Grantland Rice, Alumnus Football
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2 comments:
I'm really going to miss the fly/soup jokes.
So am I, Colmce, now I'll have to ferret out ordinary Tailpieces again. I'm beginning to believe that (after nearly 600 columns) there simply aren't any new ones.
Cheers,
John V.
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