The
Disease Called Cruising
15.
Hello Kero, Goodbye Gin
BUBBLES IN COMPASSES are pesky
things. Small ones don’t really affect the performance of the compass much, but
they wobble and get magnified and attract attention to themselves all the time.
A bubble in your main steering
compass is not only very distracting for the person at the helm but socially unacceptable,
too. Sensitive visitors will ignore it, as they would a cockroach in the
galley, but others more crass will comment loudly and make dire predictions
about the accuracy of your landfalls.
Decades ago, when I started sailing,
nearly all compasses developed bubbles. It didn’t seem to matter much. In fact
it was a marvelous excuse to get out the gin bottle.
The compass fluid then was colorless
alcohol, which didn’t freeze in cold weather. Gin was another colorless alcohol
with warming qualities in cold weather. Furthermore, it was carried aboard
every well-found sailboat. So we simply drove the bubbles out with gin, and
then we swallowed some ourselves to celebrate our cleverness.
But expansion chambers and seals on
compasses have improved over the years. Bubbles don’t occur as frequently any
more. Nevertheless, I thought I knew
exactly what to do when my Sestrel porthole compass developed a bubble. I
poured myself a large gin and shared it with the compass.
To my horror, the gin turned into a
little glob of sludge that crouched menacingly at the bottom of the bowl,
plainly visible to visitors.
I took the compass out, drained all
the fluid, and took myself off to the Sestrel agent to get some more. To my
astonishment, I learned that the modern manufacturers had abandoned alcohol
while I wasn’t looking. They had gone over to a petroleum-based damping fluid.
The Sestrel people called their fluid Sestroil.
As usual, it was unreasonably
expensive. But that wasn’t the worst part. The agent simply didn’t have
sufficient of the precious Sestroil to fill my whole porthole compass. They
could let me have enough to top it up, to eradicate a bubble, but that was all.
I said thanks, but it was too late for that.
Since the fluid in my compass was
petroleum-based, I called the technical department of an oil company to see if
they had a substitute. They were no help at all. They couldn’t help me unless I
could furnish the technical specs of the oil required.
So I called the manufacturers of the
compass, Henry Browne & Son, in Britain, to get the information. It turned
out that they’d gone bust. There were plans to start production again, but meanwhile
there was a world-wide shortage of Sestroil.
By now, however, I had the bit
between my teeth. I had a friend who was a chemist, and by dint of some clever
detective work he discovered that Sestroil was not the secret magic potion that
Henry Browne & Son had made it out to be.
It was, in fact, basically kerosene.
So I filled my Sestrel with
lamp-quality clear kerosene at a fraction of the cost of Sestroil and it worked
perfectly.
Unfortunately, there’s no longer any
excuse to get out the gin bottle to celebrate the birth of a new bubble, but
there are compensations. For instance, it’s comforting to know that next time
the kerosene cooker runs out of fuel at sea, all I have to do is drain the
fluid from the compass.
Today’s
Thought
Change
as ye list, ye winds! In my heart shall be
The
faithful compass that still points to thee.
— John Gay, Sweet William’s Farewell to Black-eyed Susan
Tailpiece
Demographers
tell us that one in five people in the world is Chinese. There are five people
in my family, so one of us must be
Chinese. It's not me. It's either my Mom or my Dad, or my older brother Fred,
or my younger brother Hing-Cho-Cha. But personally I think it's Fred.
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