Well, “Curious,” if you stand on a beach
in Baja California at sunset, you'll observe beings arriving in small craft,
attracted like moths to a large fire of driftwood. These are boat people,
humans, Homo sapiens, hairless
vertebrates, mammals walking upright on two legs and engaging in a ritual of bonding
and feeding on meat burned over a fire.
Within moments of their arrival
they’re drinking the fermented juice of grapes, mashed barley, and rye. But these
are not the hunter/gatherers of bygone years. These are the wanderer/spenders.
A few are wanderer/spongers, admittedly, but mostly they use money — a form of
storing rewards for past work.
The younger ones, when the flames of
the fire grow low, will pair off and disappear into the bush where they will
eagerly divest themselves and embrace.
The older ones, particularly the
males, will continue to drink from containers of glass or metal, talking all
the while about their exceptional accomplishments and rhythmically rocking on
their heels until they fall over sideways in the sand, whereupon their grumbling
females will drag them off, tumble them into their small boats and transport
them back to the mobile floating shelters they call yachts.
This scene repeats itself on deserted
beaches in tropical regions all over the world — the Bahamas, the Florida Keys,
the West Indies, the islands of the South Pacific, the lagoons of Madagascar
and South Africa, wherever there is warm water deep enough to float a yacht.
These are cruisers, a peripatetic
subspecies of Homo sapiens known to
naturalists as "yachtsmen" and "yachtswomen" or
"pleasure boaters," and generally acknowledged (in their own circles
at least) to be the highest order of evolution of mankind.
Today’s Thought
Alone among all creatures, the
species that styles itself wise, Homo sapiens, has an
abiding interest in its distant origins, knows that its allotted time is short,
worries about the future, and wonders about the past.— John Noble Wilford.
Tailpiece
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.”(6)“Yes, would you prefer it on a side plate, sir?”
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