One hundred
years ago, The Rudder, published in
New York, was writing about pirates.
Apparently they were just as much in evidence then as they are today,
but on his editorial page, Round the
Clubhouse Fire, Thomas Day was of the opinion that pirates of even older times
were sailors worthy of at least some praiseworthy recognition. He refers to "the fine old times, when
jails were few and pirates plenty. Grand days those, when if you wanted
anything and had the powder and ball you could go and get it . . . when people
mixed Religion and Rum in equal quantities and swallowed the discourses of the
pulpit and the contents of the bottle without feeling the worse for it.
"After a life of active, glorious rascality, all you had to do was to settle down in some seaside town and put a brass knocker on the door, and wear a frilled shirt, and all was forgiven, if not forgotten.
"What
you did not do, and what you were not, was charitably chiseled on your
gravestone, and your neighbors spoke of you as the respectable Captain Cutpurse
who came from nobody knew what and went to nobody knew where."
Yes, indeed,
those were the days when men were men — and editors were men, too.
Today's Thought
It's when pirates count their booty that
they become mere thieves.— Bolitho, Twelve Against the Gods
Tailpiece
No matter
how much you push the envelope, it will always remain stationery.
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